As Breitbart readers will know by now, video games are serious business. Over the past year, I’ve been the target of not one but two bomb threats, just because I wanted to talk about gaming. So when I was invited to another meetup of gamers in Los Angeles this past weekend, I decided I needed protection. Over 6 feet of protection, specifically, with rippling black muscles and an unfathomably gigantic appendage. Enter Jovan Jordan. @Nero has arrived. pic.twitter.com/XvGqPlfoNP — Lauren Southern (@Lauren_Southern) October 4, 2015 Yes, I hired a black porn star to protect me at a GamerGate meetup. Haters and losers will accuse me of being a vain, exhibitionist homosexual attention-seeker with a fetish for black men, blowing his expense budget on trivial, ego-feeding social media bait. I don’t know where they get their ideas. My modesty is only outstripped by my thriftiness, you see, and my well-known love of updog. I’d never do anything for attention. Hey, are you still looking? Right here darling, on me, thanks. Feminist complain about “cyber violence,” but I’ve been the target of actual bomb threats, ones that have been deemed credible by the police – unlike Anita Sarkeesian’s. Sure, most of the threats come