Five “Democrats”–Hillary Clinton, Independent-Democratic-Socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT), former Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley, former Rhode Island Senator and Governor Lincoln Chafee, and former Virginia Sen. Jim Webb–will debate tonight in Las Vegas. And all signs point to a major snoozefest. In an election cycle in which anti-establishment and non-traditional candidates are getting the majority of votes in the GOP presidential primary, the five Democrats (it is worth noting that only Clinton and O’Malley can arguably be considered real Democrats) on the stage are all, for the possible exception of Webb, career politicians. Messrs. O’Malley, Chaffee, and Webb barely register in the polls and, like former Virginia Governor Jim Gilmore on the Republican side, may not even have qualified for the so-called “happy hour” or undercard debate had they been on the Republican side. But they will share the stage with frontrunners Clinton and Sanders in what is shaping up to be a low-energy primary no matter how much CNN is trying to hype up the debate like a heavyweight prizefight, but the network seems like it realizes that Donald Trump’s live-Tweets may be the most interesting part of the night. Perhaps that is why the network wanted Joe Biden to