Cecil, a socially-conscious king of the jungle, presumably renounced the parched-grassland delicacies of antelope, zebras, and giraffes for vegan fare. This would explain why his apostles trashed Walter Palmer’s vacation home and St. Sharon Osbourne, married to a known predator of smaller flying creatures, dubbed the hunter “Satan” and called for his head mounted to a wall. Such a beautiful creature would never stoop to the level of a beastly dentist.
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